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Here are five things you may have missed on Twitter this week.

Apologies that there wasn’t a Friday Five last week. I was eating my way around New York.

 

1. When the reality star with a big derriere and a child named after compass points released yet another photo of her naked body parts with the hashtag #breaktheinternet, Twitter responded with it’s own trending topic: #fixtheinternet.

Hahaha! Their 15 minutes are up! #fixtheinternet #overit #famousfornothing #nosurgery,myass #goaway #truth #myeyes!!! pic.twitter.com/WfamrjMsf2— UrbanHippieChick (@BpositiveBhappy) November 14, 2014

I don’t think we need to #FixTheInternet. What we really need is to #FixOurPriorities. Whatever the platform, why is nudity global news? — Tommie Tomson (@TalkDTings) November 14, 2014

Just saved the Internet. You’re welcome. #FixTheInternet pic.twitter.com/NcdjYh8LE5

— Superman (@SupermanTweets) November 13, 2014

Can we all get over Kim K and realize that for the first time in human history we landed on a damn comet yesterday? #fixtheinternet — Haroon Munir (@haroon_munir) November 14, 2014

Message: Blue Ivy to North West… Kim Kardashian #Retweet #KimKardashian #internetbroken #FixTheInternet pic.twitter.com/JYDLCEbeCY

— Kevin Gross (@BatmanR20) November 13, 2014

 

  2. The Nation’s favorite weatherman, Al Roker, bested the Guinness World Record for longest weather report by staying up for 34 hours straight.  Here’s Twitter with your commentary. #rokerthon

#Rokerthon: http://t.co/ylFL3lXCoC pic.twitter.com/mxNPhBHHcI — someecards (@someecards) November 14, 2014

Hey @alroker – this one was for you! #rokerthon booyah! #lightninground pic.twitter.com/S0MAdh9Ymt

— Jim Cramer (@jimcramer) November 13, 2014

.@wtperkins and I are studying with our broadcasting idol @alroker here at Ohio University!!! @TODAYshow #Rokerthon pic.twitter.com/7hVdvOzJil — Brendon Embry (@Brendon_Embry) November 13, 2014

It only ended this morning but I already miss the #rokerthon way to go to Al, for supporting a cause like the USO!

— Kata Grosman(@Kata_Gory) November 14, 2014

Supporting @alroker in his #Rokerthon @Christina_Loren interviewing him while @SamNBCBayArea and I take #selfies pic.twitter.com/MMmR4o2QT7 — Laura Garcia Cannon (@LauraGarciaCann) November 13, 2014

 

3. This week, for the first time in history, a human landed on a comet. Twitter used to occasion to point out the less than stellar progress of humanity with the hashtag #WeCanLandOnACometButWeCant:

#wecanlandonacometbutwecant tell the difference between “your” and “you’re”

— Sam (@therealsamhf) November 14, 2014

#wecanlandonacometbutwecant create a happy ending for Lady Edith. ^^ #Downton pic.twitter.com/NeHgU6YUUQ — Lady Mary’s Eyebrows (@L_MarysEyebrows) November 14, 2014

#wecanlandonacometbutwecant live in a peaceful, equal world for everybody, free from prejudice, racism and hate.

— the family business. (@Vee_Roxx) November 13, 2014

#wecanlandonacometbutwecant ensure that everyone in poorer countries has enough food to eat and water to drink. — beth ☠ (@_bethmoriarty) November 13, 2014

#wecanlandonacometbutwecant make it more important news than a talentless woman’s backside

— Jon (@JoltJHT) November 14, 2014

#wecanlandonacometbutwecant convince the self-checkout machine there’s nothing unexpected in the bagging area — Lewis Malka (@lewismalka) November 14, 2014

 

4. People in some parts of the world reported seeing white flurries falling from the sky. I believe they call this snow. Twitter saw lots of snow chatter this week.
#snowing.

It’s snowing so the chances of me showing up to any social events in the future have just fallen below zero.

— Goddess of Mischief (@ShanaRose21) November 13,

2014

“omg whys it’s snowing?!” we live in Indiana this happens every year why are you surprised — elexus (@elexuuss_) November 14, 2014

There are the people that tell us it’s snowing, and then there are the people that tell those people to stop

telling us that it’s snowing

— Kody Brown (@chodebrown) November 14, 2014

It’s snowing and this is unacceptable — keithlaw (@keithlaw) November 14, 2014

its already snowing in nyc i need one plane ticket please

— anna (@aaselfie) November 14, 2014

Is it snowing? Lemme check my weather app pic.twitter.com/MM3kiuSjMN — carter (@Carter_Test) November 13, 2014

When it was snowing my grandma would sometimes say the angels must have dandruff. Grandma drank.

— Kevin O’Neill (@KevinBuffalo) November 13, 2014

 

5. Because there is a holiday for everything, today is National Pickle Day. Twitter loves a good pickle. #NationalPickleDay.

Um, every day is #NationalPickleDay. They’re the best. — Laura Bedrossian (@LauraBedrossian) November 14, 2014

#NationalPickleDay Twitter is the only

place I can find out about these #national holidays that I never knew existed before. #Hmmmmmmm

— SouthernMigues (@annmigues) November 14, 2014

Could someone deliver some fried pickles to my office? I’d like to observe #NationalPickleDay. — Nicole Lee (@lee_nicole) November 14, 2014

Creeper in the pickle aisle! #security #IHadTo #NationalPickleDay pic.twitter.com/BglHTXF1lp

— Jodi Kodesh (@NBCJodi) November 14, 2014

Eat Me! It’s a Celebration, bitches! #NationalPickleDay http://t.co/hXcmmOkaGp — Pickle Facts (@Pickle_Facts_) November 14, 2014

 

Have a great weekend! Maybe have a pickle!