Does anyone meet anyone in real life these days? Offline? For dating purposes, that is. You know like: Guy sees cute girl at bus stop. Guy makes joke about the horrid stench wafting from a black trash bag near the bus shelter. “Ah, the sweet smell of street funk and human waste,” he cracks. Girl giggles. She relaxes her street defenses. They discover they share a preference for puffy Cheetos over crunchy. “This is awesome,” they both think.